KATE MIDDLETON’S BABY WILL BE THE HALF BLOOD PRINCE AND IF THAT ISN’T THE GREATEST NEWS YOU’VE HEARD TODAY THEN YOU CAN GET OUT OF MY FACE.
(Source: i-deny-this-reality, via fankiero)
when i see really attractive people i just laugh because i know if we lived in the aztec culture they’d be sacrificed to the gods for their beauty
That’s a very strange way of coping with not being really attractive.
(Source: buthere-thereisnolight, via fankiero)
please stop being cute it makes my heart sad because i can’t nap with you
we’re terribly sorry, but you can’t put your disobedient child in the stowaway luggage, you’re just going to have to carry on your wayward son
(via batrickstump)
